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Quotes from America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction — Jon Stewart

born 1962 United States

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Why no women, blacks, or non-Christians have answered the founders' challenge is a mystery, though most indications point to some inherent genetic flaw.

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

30 AD: Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God".

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

"The presence, forbearance, rectictude and largeosity of one's 'Plums and Carrot'."

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

If the presidency is the head of the American body politic, Congress is its gastrointestinal tract.

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

Dedication: To the huddled masses, keep yearnin'!

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

1300 BC: God gives Ten Commandments to Israelites, making them His Chosen People and granting them eternal protection under Divine Law. Nothing bad ever happens to Jews again.

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

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