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Jon Stewart on Veterans Day

born 1962 United States

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They haven't met a war they won't sign up for, and they haven't met a veteran they won't screw over!

In response to the PACT Act initially being held up in the Senate (2021)

You don't support the troops; you support the war machine!

In response to the PACT Act initially being held up in the Senate (2021)

We declared war on terror—it's not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I'm sure we'll take on that bastard ennui.

College of William & Mary Commencement Address (2004)

They responded in five seconds. They did their jobs, with courage, grace... tenacity, humility... Eighteen years later? Do yours!

Speech to Congress on Behalf on 9/11 First Responders (2019)

Yes, we've lost the war on guns. Personally, I knew it was over after Sandy Hook. We had a chance to pick guns or Kindergarteners and we went with guns.

The Problem with Jon Stewart (2021)

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