Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.
Quotes from The Jack Benny Program — Jack Benny
1894–1974 United States
12 quotes
Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?
The Jack Benny Program (1950)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jack Benny (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.