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Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.

— Jack Benny The Jack Benny Program (1950)

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Source: [Bob adjusts Jack's gun arm, so that the pistol is now pointing at Bob's head]
Work: The Jack Benny Program, 1950
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