More quotes by Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.
Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.
Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.
Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
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