More quotes by Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.
Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.
Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
Attribution
Quote text and notes from Wikiquote: Jack Benny (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0. Source quality and labels are our own summary of what Wikiquote records.