Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature. A Place for My Stuff (1981)
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day. Playin' with Your Head (1986)