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Quotes from The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! — Emo Philips

born 1956 United States

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I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (1980)

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (1980)

When I was a little boy, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (1980)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Emo Philips (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.