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Emo Philips Quotes

born 1956 United States

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

United States
Actors
Comedians

Also known as: Emo Phillips, Philips, Emo

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People ask me how much I weigh. I tell them, 145 pounds, naked. That is, if that scale outside the drugstore is anything to go by.

When I was a little boy, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (1980)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Emo Philips (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.