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Quotes from Something to Take the Edge Off — Doug Stanhope

born 1967 United States

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3 quotes

Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone.

Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating.

Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Doug Stanhope (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.