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Quotes from The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour — Christopher Titus

born 1964 United States

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I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.

The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

Mad cow disease, monkey pox, bird flu, mosquito viruses — did the animal kingdom have a meeting? "Who here is tired of being food and clothing? … Cows, get on it... MOO!"

The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Christopher Titus (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.