(To his wife) You do not have testicular cancer. You don't even have "testiculars"!
Wedding Quotes
Wikiquote has no wedding page of its own to draw on, so this one is a blend of the marriage, love and romance pages. Only one quote in the data is filed under weddings directly: Ambrose Bierce’s entry in The Devil’s Dictionary (1911), a definition of the ceremony as a joke about who ends up as nothing. It is funny and it is not for a toast.
For a reading or a speech, the love and romance material is the better bet. Shakespeare and Byron are both here. Look at the source line under each quote before you print it on anything.
I hope you never love anything as much as I love you. (p. 73)
It's the tragedy of loving, you can't love anything more than something you miss. (p. 208)
When you're called up you don't need many personal belongings — not when you love either. (p. 203)
I love Wikipedia. I donated thousands of dollars to the Wikimedia Foundation.
I love champions. A champion has something special about him.