I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife.
Marriage Quotes
The page is a long argument between people for marriage and people who found it funny, with Shakespeare supplying the most entries on both sides. George Bernard Shaw, in Man and Superman (1903), said the confusion of marriage with morality had done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error. Victor Hugo, in Les Misérables, said the best way to worship God is to love your wife. Disraeli, in Lothair (1870), thought every woman should marry, and no man.
Two famous items are flagged as misattributed. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher” is credited to Socrates, but its origin is unknown. The exchange in which Lady Astor offers to poison Churchill’s coffee is credited to Churchill. Both are better as stories than as evidence.
Marriage is good,marriage is great;I thank God I have a very understanding husband.
I, my wife, and my four-year-old daughter sleep with a Kalashnikov next to our pillow.
God did not create the marriage institution for quarrelling. It is for blessing and enjoyment.
Christian — One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.
Just like his wife before she freezed on him,
Just like his wife when she was beautiful.
Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.
When a Man has Married a Wife
He finds out whether
Her Knees & elbows are only
glued together.
‘I have often noticed that being a devoted wife saps the intellect,’ murmured Tommy.
The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day . . . because it shows you still care.
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.