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No wife, no horse, no mustache.

— Robert Anton Wilson Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy : The Trick Top Hat (1979)

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Also appears in Masks of the Illuminati (1981), p. 80 (and other pages) | appears in several of his other books in varying contexts

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