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Piers Morgan who used to be editor of The Mirror. He's got a whole new career now, as the bloke who used to be editor of The Mirror.

— Linda Smith

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You should always book tradesmen by personal recommendation.

If God wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist.

People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.

People say 'Ooh, doesn't Lionel Blair look good for his age?' Well, no, not really – not unless he's about five hundred. Otherwise he looks like nothing more than an elaborately coiffured scrotum.

Packet of Three Channel 4 (1991)

Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.

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