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The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping big hints. You want to be the first to come up with the idea. You don't want to wait until you trip and fall off the stage.

— Garrison Keillor

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Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, “You can't say that.”

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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

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That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

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