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That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

— Garrison Keillor

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Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

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