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If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

— Mel Brooks The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)

Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Spaceballs (1987)

Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.

Spaceballs (1987)

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