Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Three sleepless nights I passed in sounding on,
Through words and things, a dim and perilous way.
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