Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks Quotes
born 1926 United States
Mel Brooks (born Melvin Kaminsky on 28 June 1926) is an American actor, director, and screenwriter.
- United States
- Actors
- Comedians
- Composers
- Film directors
Also known as: Brooks, Mel
34 quotes
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Spaceballs (1987)
If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Spaceballs (1987)
The Twelve Chairs (1970)
Tomás de Torquemada: It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull.
History of the World, Part I (1981)
Will Scarlet Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding Picasso.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Who's the dummy writing this show?!
Lady, it rose below vulgarity.
Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
All About Me! My Remarkable Life in Show Business (2021)
Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!
Spaceballs (1987)
It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Ahchoo:Man, white men can't jump!!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Igor (limping off): Walk this way — and Dr. Frankenstein limps off after him.
Young Frankenstein (1974)
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Beans Beans! The musical fruits! The more you eat...
The 2,000 Year Old Man (1960)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Mel Brooks (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.