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Dogbert: Hey Gorby, did you hear this quote ... "Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism."

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For the state to wither away completely, complete communism is necessary.

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I dislike Communism because it is undemocratic, and capitalism because it favors exploitation.

Bertrand Russell Unarmed Victory (1963)

Communism is the doctrine of the conditions of the liberation of the proletariat.

Friedrich Engels Principles of Communism (1847)

Communism has sometimes succeeded as a scavenger, but never as a leader. It has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.

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