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Hopelessness isn't the same as happiness, but it's enough to make the employees stop complaining, and that's a good start.

— Scott Adams Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (1996)

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An omnipotent being has no need to rank things.

God's Debris (2001)

What are the odds that you live in exactly the window of human existence when all of the major optical illusions have been discovered?

The Dilbert Future (1997)

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If an economist uses a complicated model to predict just about anything, you can ignore it.

It is absurd to define God as omnipotent and then burden him with our own myopic view of the significance of human beings.

God's Debris (2001)

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