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German food is so bad, even Hitler was a vegetarian. "Would you like some more shtrudleghraf on your shamlw?" How appetising does that sound?

— Dylan Moran Like, Totally (2006)

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The belief system that if you smiled hard enough into the face of God, you would eventually shit money.

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They have sheets of ham so large that if you bite out the middle, you've saved yourself the price of a poncho.

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It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.

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You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

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