"Well, you know what they say about John, anyway?"

"Well, you know, apparently he's, uh, he's, you know, he's— [cocks leg] Oh yeah." | "I'm sorry, what are talking about?" | "You know, if I have to spell it out, apparently he's, you know, still picking up twigs in the springtime. Oh yes, one of Yul Brunner's hairdressers. Likes his toast done on three sides, yes." | "What are you talking about?!" | On euphemisms for homosexuals.