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I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em … the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.

— Jane Wagner The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)

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