Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Jane Wagner Quotes
born 1935 United States
Jane Wagner (born 26 February 1935) is an American playwright and actress, most famous as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator, companion and wife.
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Also known as: Wagner, Jane
23 quotes
All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Your problem is your role models were models.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (1985)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jane Wagner (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.