No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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Unsourced variant: No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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