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You do get the occasional novelty candidates. For example, Liberal Democrat. I don't know if you've heard of them, or the Greens. And that's up to them if they want to dress up in silly suits or other assorted menagerie of costumes. That's part of the rich tapestry of democracy.

— Count Binface

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