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I stand by my past manifestoes: Ceefax, speakerphones, nationalising Adele, renaming HS2 "FFS1", the hand-dryer at the Crown & Treaty, I've got it covered.

— Count Binface

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I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Adele. She is a creative powerhouse and a one-woman GDP boost. Which is why I pledge to nationalise her.

People who drive past Clacton station with annoying loud exhausts to lose their licence.

I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's.

Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.

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