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born 1980 England
Jonathan David Harvey, also known as Count Binface, is a British comedian and perennial novelty candidate. Binface is an "independent space warrior" who wears a large bin-shaped helmet.
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I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Adele. She is a creative powerhouse and a one-woman GDP boost. Which is why I pledge to nationalise her.
People who drive past Clacton station with annoying loud exhausts to lose their licence.
I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's.
Arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players actually have a chance to win.
The hand-dryer in the gents' toilet at the Great Himalayas restaurant, Southport, to be moved to a more sensible position.
A windfall tax on cosy crime novels written (or "written") by celebrities.
I will not accept £5 million gifts from crypto billionaires (on Earth).
A referendum on whether Pluto should regain its planet status.
I will boost the region's economy, prestige and fame.
I pledge to build at least one affordable house.
I stand by my past manifestoes: Ceefax, speakerphones, nationalising Adele, renaming HS2 "FFS1", the hand-dryer at the Crown & Treaty, I've got it covered.
I promise to spend more time in Clacton-on-Sea than in Washington DC, and to champion the area.
Count Binface, this is Boris Johnson.
I'm here to take out the trash.
You can see why I might court the immigrant vote in fact. I’m the ultimate alien, though I should stress, not an illegal one.
Wayne Rooney to be new expert summariser for the BBC at Eurovision.
MPs who resign mid-parliament to be barred from the resulting by-election.
MPs who change party mid-parliament to be forced to face a by-election.
I didn't know old Farage was going to self-detonate
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