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An omnipotent being has no need to rank things.

God's Debris (2001)

Hopelessness isn't the same as happiness, but it's enough to make the employees stop complaining, and that's a good start.

Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (1996)

What are the odds that you live in exactly the window of human existence when all of the major optical illusions have been discovered?

The Dilbert Future (1997)

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If an economist uses a complicated model to predict just about anything, you can ignore it.

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

H. P. Lovecraft The Call of Cthulhu (1926)

There is no governor anywhere; you are all absolutely free. There is no restraint that cannot be escaped.

Robert Anton Wilson

Every morning
I shall concern myself anew about the boundary
Between the love-deed-Yes and the power-deed-No
And pressing forward honor reality.

Martin Buber Power and Love (1926)

In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended.

John C. Lilly The Human Biocomputer (1974)

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