From Abe Martin's "Short Furrows", The American Magazine, February 1913.
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
More quotes by Kin Hubbard
We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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