Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.
Notes from Wikiquote
As quoted in The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949) by Evan Esar, p. 105.
Variants
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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