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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.

— Kin Hubbard Short Furrows (1911)

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More quotes by Kin Hubbard

We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.

The Best of Kin Hubbard (1984)

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.

Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.

Short Furrows (1913)

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.

Back Country Folks (1914)

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