After a very long year we've got a very short knight.
Notes from Wikiquote
On the knighthood of the rather short Sir Robert Muldoon in January 1984. Lange repeated the quote on U.S. television as an explanation of Sir Robert's dislike for him.
When asked, "So, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?": "I'm going to be a jockey."
My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife.
An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.
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