An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.
Notes from Wikiquote
Of Jim Bolger, Leader of the Opposition during the 1987 election campaign.
When asked, "So, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?": "I'm going to be a jockey."
My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife.
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