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When asked, "So, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?": "I'm going to be a jockey."

— David Lange

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Lange was notably rotund.

More quotes by David Lange

After a very long year we've got a very short knight.

Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988)

On seeing a machine labelled "media steriliser", Lange quipped: "Have that sent to my office immediately."

My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife.

Source: A Dictionary of New Zealand Political Quotations (2000)

If the American global strategy is dependent on the ability of nuclear ships to come to New Zealand, then God defend the world.

Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988)

An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.

Source: Heinemann Dictionary of New Zealand Quotations (1988)

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