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So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, I guess 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

— Dave Attell

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I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, “Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?”

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

The sun comes up and so does your dick. 'Cause at heart your dick’s a farmer!

If you see a man running down the street cock-flapping, you run with that man. 'Cause there is some scary shit coming the other way.

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