In case you’re wondering how the local political establishment feels about a strip club operating in the middle of the main tourist area, here’s a fact you may find helpful: The owner of the Red Garter is Mick Rossi, who is a Key West city commissioner.

— Dave Barry Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland (2016)

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