Various lists of humorous one-liners were forwarded through email in the 1990s, falsely attributed to George Carlin. Some of these one-liners included

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." | "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." | "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." | In 2001, the official George Carlin website explicitly stated that the list including all of these lines was not the work of Carlin. ( )