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Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

— George Carlin Napalm & Silly Putty (2001)

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Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.

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If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

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It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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