To begin with, sponges are not plants. They are multicelled animals, although they have no mouth, internal organs, brains or nervous systems. They cannot move, but they can reproduce, eat, grow and obtain Florida driver’s licenses.
I’m kidding about that last one, sort of.

— Dave Barry Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland (2016)

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