More quotes by Bill Maher
If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.
Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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