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Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.

— Woody Allen The Woody Allen Companion (1993)

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

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