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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

— Woody Allen Without Feathers (1975)

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Stardust Memories (1980)

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

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