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A guy gave me a job at an information booth, no questions asked.

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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

Sir, would you please come up here and kick the shit out of me?

It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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