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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth, no questions asked.

Sir, would you please come up here and kick the shit out of me?

It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.

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Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.

Francis Bacon Meditationes sacræ (1597)

It is not in the books of the Philosophers, but in the religious symbolism of the Ancients, that we must look for the footprints of Science, and re-discover the Mysteries of Knowledge.

Albert Pike Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (1871)

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith Afterthoughts (1931)

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