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The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

— John Mortimer

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I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?

A "war against terrorism" is an impracticable conception if it means fighting terrorism with terrorism. The feelings on both sides are not that they are taking part in some evil and criminal act but risking their lives heroically for what they consider to be a just cause.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

Voyage Round My Father (1971)

People will go to endless trouble to divorce one person and then marry someone who is exactly the same, except probably a bit poorer and a bit nastier. I don't think anybody learns anything.

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