More quotes by John Mortimer
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.
If you can't sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do?
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.
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