The agnostic is one step short of an atheist, who considers the case against the existence of God closed. If both of them came across a burning bush saying, “I am that I am,” the agnostic would start looking for the hidden tape recorder, but the atheist would just shrug and reach for his marshmallows.

— Daniel Martin Klein Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar – Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes (2007)

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